Use My Daughter - Hustling For Beer Money
Ok, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I’ve got a few hustles running right now. You all know about Use My Daughter, the website where you can see my dirty fucking daughter slutting around and me getting paid for it. But I also, put ads up in the local newspapers, saying I have football tickets for sale. Of course I don’t have any tickets, I’m broke like a hoke but the’s fucking wigger, Vanilla Ice look a like fell for it.
I knew he had some money, so I told him he could fuck my daughter for a hundred bucks. He kept asking about the tickets, it started to fucking annoy me so I had to slap a little sense into this whining bitch. My daughter came out of her room when she heard all the commotion and saved this little pussy from an ass kicking. Next thing you know, she’s pitty fucking him. It worked out for everybody afterall - while he was fucking Janessa, i stole the money out of his pants pocket.